If we’re privatising the NHS, why not the Fire Service too?

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Cameron &Osborne raise party funds by auctioning off anything they can. Shame its not theirs to sell by @Rowland72James Cameron &Osborne raise party funds by auctioning off anything they can. Shame its not theirs to sell by @Rowland72James

*Phone Connects*

Operator: Hello Serco Fire Service; your safety is our top priority, how can I be of service to you on this very fine day.

Victim: Hello? My house is burning down!

Operator: Well you’ve certainly come to the right place, will you be wanting us to send out a Fire Truck?

Victim: Yes! Please hurry, the fire is moving so fast!

Operator: That’s absolutely fine, let me just fire up the computer system as it were

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We just need a few details. Firstly, there is a call out charge which must be paid up front, so I’ll just need you to get your credit card out and give me the longer number on the front?

Victim: It’s in the bleedin’ house! Please, there’s no time for this!

Operator:…

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